We're the open-source crew that got completely fed up watching "tools" slowly turn into telemetry monsters wrapped in Electron and venture-capital exit fantasies.

So we started aysdog. We ship the leanest, meanest, fastest open-source tools Linux developers actually want — built by people who still lose sleep over a single unnecessary dependency.

live, beta, and in the oven:

Everything is built to disappear into your existing workflow instead of kidnapping it. Run it locally. Run it on a tiny droplet. Run it in Docker. Run it in prod. Run it while you sleep. We're also slowly building aysdog Managed — an optional hosted layer for small teams who want central secret rotation, signed binary provenance and controlled updates… without having to sell their firstborn to yet another SaaS dashboard.

• single-file binaries (just drop it and run — no npm circus, no multi-stage Docker nonsense)
• zero dependencies (musl-static whenever we can get away with it)
• zero telemetry (we genuinely don't want to know you exist)
• minimal interface when needed, zero Electron unless someone literally points a gun at us
• self-hostable forever (your laptop, a random $5 VPS, your homelab, an air-gapped server in a bunker — choose your level of paranoia)